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Unusual ways to run unusual events
I run many unusual events. But making them go well requires unusual planning! Some of my favorite ways:
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People enjoy horror movies. Does that mean they will enjoy ‘horror events’?
Would you enjoy this one?
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How do you run an event where strangers feel safe sharing their most cancellable beliefs?
Answer: Plausible deniability.
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Eye contact is effortless without emotional blocks
So I wanted to run a fun party, “Make 100% eye contact or get sent to jail.” But I didn’t want eye contact to be forced, I wanted it to be genuinely…
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what becoming more secure does to a mfer
Becoming more secure changed my life.
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dog massage
Last month I realized, I need to run a dog massage event.
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“Try to make me as anxious as possible.”
We had broken up a month earlier, but decided to spend Thanksgiving together as friends. On the first day, she tells me about her new partner. I ask…
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I didn't have to avoid you; I was just insecure
The first time we spoke, you asked me some questions that felt really invasive. I didn’t want that to happen again, so I avoided you the entire…
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I created muscle tension to avoid feelings
I resolved the majority of my chronic (3.5y) neck pain two months ago.
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The time I almost dated a subscriber
How I discovered I was anxious
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Depression was useful?
2022. I was depressed.
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Self-acceptance can’t be learned
I used to think “self-acceptance” was a skill to learn.
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