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Unusual social event mechanisms
I run unusual events, so making them go well requires unusual planning.
Jan 19, 2025 • Chris Lakin
Weird events I've run
eg, Extreme Awkwardness
Dec 22, 2024 • Chris Lakin
How to run a “share your most cancellable beliefs” party?
Answer:
Nov 16, 2024 • Chris Lakin
“Make eye contact or go to jail” party
Usually people avoid eye contact, so why not run a party where we avoid not making eye contact?
Sep 27, 2024 • Chris Lakin
dog massage
Last month I realized, I need to run a dog massage event.
Aug 10, 2024 • Chris Lakin
Lessons from massaging myself, others, dogs, and cats
I’m sure there are a bazillion youtube videos about how to massage yourself, but I haven’t watched any of them. I just started squeezing my muscles and…
Dec 17, 2023 • Chris Lakin
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